Anonymous asked
i have a friend who wont stop tweeting "he ate my ass (he ate my monster ass)"
it was a graveyard smash!
joshunf
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
hurpthederp
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
sherlockismyholmesboi
well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone
pearlmarley
This whole post is GOLD
Shout out to my Arabic teacher that looked at us yesterday mid-lesson and said, “I’m worried. You all look exhausted and depressed.”
Of course we were all like, “Oh yeah we’re dead inside, you haven’t noticed?”
And he snapped shut the textbook, threw up his hands and said, “That’s not healthy! No more vocab! Time for dancing!”
And he taught us a dance from Iraq and we danced instead of doing vocab. We didn’t stop dancing until he saw all of us laughing and was satisfied that we were all feeling better. It was perhaps the coolest, most kind-hearted thing I’ve ever seen a college instructor do.
txnystark
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
the entire mood of 2018 has been, disappointed but not surprised.
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Flip your phone upside down
The best Halloween costume I’ve seen. Credit: @kryshteta
It would be great if your body could store sleep hours, like sleep for 16 hours, than you could stay up for two days without getting tired.
I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm
The former Rabbi of Tree of Life went on MSNBC just last night to implore Trump not to come.
He did not listen, just like he never does.